Lookit, malfunctions!

Ask me stuff!   Don't panic!

twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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— 1 hour ago with 39721 notes

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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— 1 hour ago with 310970 notes

thosehazydayz:

cootyxqueen:

donaldbump:

this deserves waay more notes

amazing

hahahha what even

(Source: pollysarcastica, via awesomenesseh)

— 1 hour ago with 342059 notes
sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

sarahseeandersen:

An ancient trick that has been used for thousands of years, works with a 99.9% success rate.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

— 1 hour ago with 4618 notes

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via notenuf)

— 2 hours ago with 126221 notes
thot-mess:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

who is she??

thot-mess:

cumgirl1:

that pelvic thrust is so vicious

who is she??

(Source: primateculture, via diegabydie)

— 14 hours ago with 50842 notes