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thewalkingmapal:

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WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit

(via ihatefrank-iero)

— 16 hours ago with 216060 notes
thecomicsvault:

B A T M A N  &  C A T W O M A N
THE LONG HALLOWEEN #1 (Dec. 1996)Art by Tim Sale & Gregory WrightWords by Jeph Loeb

thecomicsvault:

B A T M A N  &  C A T W O M A N

THE LONG HALLOWEEN #1 (Dec. 1996)
Art by Tim Sale & Gregory Wright
Words by Jeph Loeb

— 16 hours ago with 808 notes

I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.

I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.

(Source: walkingonink, via notiggyazalea)

— 16 hours ago with 65835 notes

cairistiona7:

Can we talk about how all-in Chris Evans is when he laughs?

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(via notenuf)

— 16 hours ago with 18794 notes

"She brought out this humor in him, and he brought out this depth in her. There was a magical quality about them. Andrew has an ability to do emotional gravity really well. Emma’s presence is so light. Put them together and they had spontaneous grounded realism. They were so naturalistic. They never fake things." - Marc Webb

(Source: claryherondales, via andrewgarfielddaily)

— 16 hours ago with 6018 notes

cartel:

Aha don’t take nude photos if you don’t want them stolen off your phone and shared with the world. That’s the stupidest thing ever??? It’s like saying don’t wear this skirt out cause you might get raped.

(Source: sandandglass, via gazzub)

— 16 hours ago with 53997 notes

rowdyroughgirl:

blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

this show needs all the awards

(via gazzub)

— 16 hours ago with 169362 notes

vassilias:

MYTHOLOGY MEME  |  [3/9] GREEK GODS & GODDESSES » MORPHEUS 

Morpheus was the god of dreams in greek mythology. He was one of the three Oneiroi, sons of the god of sleep, Hypnos. Along with his two brothers, Phobetor (“nightmares”) and Phantasos (“illusion”), he was a diety of the underworld and would appear in the dreams of kings and rulers as a forebearer of omens and messages.

(via 710man)

— 16 hours ago with 3354 notes
kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

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the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

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oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

(Source: typicalmichiganders, via should-have-been-born-a-unicorn)

— 16 hours ago with 768446 notes

exquisiteblackpeople:

blackgirlsrpretty2:

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “loosing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

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(via marshmallowinvasion)

— 16 hours ago with 25930 notes
"Two types of people who can’t look at you in the eyes:
Someone trying to hide a lie,
And somone trying to hide a love."
(via bl-ossomed)

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— 17 hours ago with 93632 notes
spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace:

I read the tweet, and then I read the username.

(Source: axmxz, via marshmallowinvasion)

— 17 hours ago with 50850 notes

sammycurl:

allabitofablur:

0-memento-mori-0:

glassbottledemon:

smartinis:

i remember until i was ten, i spelt ‘satin’ like ‘satan’ and i went to a christian school and they called my parents because i wrote ‘satan is soft like a bunny’ and they wanted the priest to talk to me

Satan is glad you appreciate the effort.

Satan uses Garnier Fructis to lock in moisture.

I JUST LOST MY SHIT

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(via profoundbondoflove)

— 17 hours ago with 126381 notes